come on admit it they all think he’s the cutest thing since kittens in teacups
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
tumblr giveaway must follow me
Marry me U////U ♥?
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
two pictures of the sky i took, each 5 min apart. this world is so awe inspiring.
“Can Hyrule’s destiny really depend on such a lazy boy?”
come lay your weakness down